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100 Theme Challenge
Rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most one at the least.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some question yourself!!
1. Monroe
2. Maru
3. Charriot
4. Sonia
A. How old are you?
[Monroe] How old are
you?
[Maru] 14, but I act way more mature than the other pretentious whores my age. I'll be 15 soon!
[Charriot] What a sickeningly
rude question to ask a female, especially one as young looking as me. How old do you
think I am, you pig?
[Sonia] 23 and finally headin' to college!
B. Height?
[Monroe] AHAHAHAHAHA. AHA. What would I ever need
arithmetic for when I run a CIRCUS, you barbarian? Hahaha!
[Maru] o_o; I 'unno. 5'somethin'. I guess I'm kind'a short -_-.
[Charriot] 5"9', the last time the doc informed me? What? I may very well be a teacher, but I teach
english and literature, not
math.
[Sonia] Taller than my little sister.

'Bout 5"5', 5"6'.
C. Do you have any bad habits?
[Monroe] Bad habits, hm...? I doubt what you define as bad is the same as what I define as bad. :.snicker.:
[Maru] I cuss like a fucking sailor.
[Charriot] Smoking. I really
should try to stop
[Sonia] Flirting. >> I flirt WAY too much.
D. You a virgin??
[Monroe] AHA- AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Would you like to hear about my first sexual encounter...? <3
[Maru] Um...yes o///o. ....Isn't that a pretty fucking personal question? -///-
[Charriot] :.takes a drag of cigarette, grins broadly.: Darling, if you had a body like this, would you still be a virgin? Do you have any idea what kind of
men I catch?
[Sonia] Heheh, not for a while now. >
E. Who's your mate/spouse?
[Monroe] Brutality and the art of being a host and a leader.
[Maru] Z...>///< Uh, no one.
[Charriot] Currently I'm dating the famous director Quad Nii Phillips. He's shooting that new movie that's coming out...:.drags on cigarette.: Hmph, funny, I can't remember it for the life of me! But he's a sweet man, very talented in bed...Although...He's not without his flaws. :.eyes gleam.:
[Sonia] I don't know if I'll ever get married...No boyfriend, either. For some reason, I just can't hang onto a relationship. (And I don't know if I want to.)
F. Have any kids?
[Monroe] Yes...:.casts a sick glance to the array of underage circus performers.: You know, nothing compares to the chastity and innocence of a child...>

[Maru] JGHKLJ What?! I'm fucking 14, you sick asshole!
[Charriot] :.blows smoke in your face.: I
teach, darling. Of course I have kids. Oh, oh! You mean--- HA! And wreck this beautiful body with an enormous belly? What the hell do you think Hollywood would think of that? I should say I am EXTREMELY careful when I fuck, too. u_u
[Sonia] No, but I want at least one someday...Even if I don't have a husband or anything, I know I just definitely wanna be a mother.
G. Favorite food?
[Monroe] :.grins malevolently.: Oh...I don't think you want to know.
[Maru]
[Charriot]
[Sonia]
H. Favorite Ice cream flavor?
[Monroe]
[Maru]
[Charriot]
[Sonia]
I. Killed anyone?
[Monroe] :.examines nails casually.: You might say I'm highly intolerant of error. I suppose it would be a lie if I said no...:.smirks wildly.: But then again, it depends on your definition of killing.
[Maru] Not yet...:.smirks.:
[Charriot] Why, of COURSE not! That's so immoral, it's so...so...wrong! Unless the person
really deserves it...:.blows out another plume of smoke.:
[Sonia] ....o_O No! Do you mean to tell me some of the people you interviewed HAVE?! Why is that even a question? What the fuck!
J. Hate anyone?
[Monroe] Hate is such a
deep, emotional term...Hating would imply that at one point I even...loved...someone. Hatred is weakness. No one is worthy of my hatred. But neither are they worthy of my embrace. :.sneers.:
[Maru] Yep, want a list?
[Charriot] Women. All of them...they're such...Sluts and slaves to men.
[Sonia] I guess...not. Not right now, anyway. There's some people I don't like, but I guess I really hate people who are assholes, y'know?
K. Any secrets?
[Monroe] Come join the circus...
[Maru] Why? <_<;
[Charriot] :.smiles chastely.: Don't we all...?
[Sonia]
L. Love anyone?
[Monroe] What a repetative question.
[Maru] Yep. >:3
[Charriot] Of course! I love my husband...Ah, and my fans...! Courtecy, a clean household...:.contemplates.:
[Sonia] Hm...I don't...know. I like this guy a lot, but...Love?
M. What is your job?
[Monroe] I'm the ringleader of the most magnificent show on Earth. I reccomend you come by, if you don't believe me...
[Maru] Rookie thief Extraordinaire.
[Charriot] I teach, I act, I'm a housewife...I suppose you could classify me as multi-talented. :.bats eyelashes.:
[Sonia] I'm a pro-surfer.
N. Are you a boy or a girl??
[Monroe] Hmmheh...Are you...implying you'd like some evidence? Perhaps some...reinforcement? I never realized I came off...androgynous, but certainly, if you need convincing...
[Maru] Gee, I fucking wonder.
[Charriot] .....You are kidding, right, Darling? ...No? Do men have bodies like this? Do they speak like--- Oh shut the hell up, what the hell do you THINK I am!
[Sonia] o_O That's rude...Are you serious?
O. Family?
[Monroe] Worthless. Except Mom...She was...beautiful.
[Maru] The whole royal fucking shebang e_e.
[Charriot]
[Sonia] Got a sis who's younger than me, and a bisexual mom with some problems
P. Best Friends?
[Monroe] I must say, I have always preferred to go solo. Never had the craving to make friends...Perhaps that's because I never was all that adept with being..."friendly." :.chuckles.:
[Maru] Suturaikaa Worrufu, that dreamy guitarist that everyone loves so much. Yep, he's my best friend, and no, I won't give you his fucking number or get you front row seats.
[Charriot] :.snort.: Hah! :.puts cigarette out.: Complete waste of time if you want to get to the top. But if I had to pick, I suppose...Money and men. :.grins wickedly.:
[Sonia] ....
Q. What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?
[Monroe] Invariably the fact that you're still standing here and able to speak coherently after I've bashed your face numerous times against the wall. Are you one of those androids? Poo, I believe that spoils my otherwise jocular time. I was wondering why you weren't bleeding...Ho, I was wondering why you hadn't collapsed against the wall yet. Perhaps you'd be...useful to me...>

[Maru] Meeting Anserru, probably...Talk about a chance encounter. But...Zasha...:.sigh.: I dunno, I guess you could say my life's been fuckin' crazy since I met Zasha Sutaajia...and I still can't pronounce his name right. :.smirks.:
[Charriot] Up until this completely demented interview...Probably the time my now ex-husband turned the knife back on--- Oh, DEAR me, excuse that slip--- it was...well, :.chuckle.:, what I meant to say was this one instance in class...
[Sonia] .......


